I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray Great for friends who collect

Great for friends who collect humor shirts for adults or anyone who enjoys wearing jokes that fly under the radar

or that person in your life who somehow thrives on chaos

or any time you want to represent your appreciation for vintage machinery

Picture Jesus mid-stride

the design features a detailed behavioral analysis diagram of a cougar — complete with clinical annotations that

I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray Great for friends who collectAbout This Design A grinning retro pitchman in a mustard cardigan presents a misting ultrasonic humidifier with the full sincerity of a 1950s appliance ad. Underneath, bold distressed type reads "I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER" and below that, in flowing greeting card cursive: "cause I can't breathe without her." The wholesome staging does the setup. The headline does the crime. The love note flips the whole thing into something almost sweet. Why