There are a few ways to make it more difficult for your opponents to stop you, but they cost a bit more than the usual budget ($5-$8): Drop down Near-Death Experience right before the start of your turn with flash-enablers such as Vedalken Orrery or Winding Canyons
One swing can vomit three or four dinosaurs into play
Im pretty sure we could decipher it. What about actually speaking Phyrexian
(Big Furry Monster, Right Side) Bad Ass Blacker Lotus Blast from the Past Bloodletter Booster Tutor Bosom Buddy Bronze Calendar Brushstroke Paintermage Bureaucracy Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire Bursting Beebles Cardboard Carapace Cardpecker Carnivorous Death-Parrot Censorship Chaos Confetti Charm School Cheap Ass Cheatyface Checks and Balances Chicken Egg Chicken la King Circle of Protection: Art City of Ass Clam Session Clam-I-Am Clambassadors Clay Pigeon Collector Protector Common Courtesy Creature Guy Curse of the Fire Penguin Curse of the Fire Penguin Deadhead Deal Damage Denied
("Rarest" reads strangely in 2020, but at the time, Magic rarity wasn't as clear as it is today
there are only two pristines, a BGS 10 and this CGC pristine 10." The buyer I reached out to Benjamin, who's amused that I begin by highlighting the community's suspicions of shenanigans