mtg adventures in the forgotten realms commander deck Realms: Aura of Courage 1 foil etched Display Commander (a regular MTG: Forgotten Realms Commander decks'

Maybe it was a big bad with a need for metal hand prosthetics

Whenever it deals damage, you can throw away your hand and draw equal to the number of artifacts you control, which, as any self-respecting cheerios player would know, simply means "discard nothing, draw your whole deck"

Divining the future is easy when you hold the power to sway it

In fact, the first appearance of a gnome in Magic was as a red creature in Legends (Quarum Trench Gnomes I know, not the most auspicious beginning)

The Dark Lord is one of four different printings representing Sauron, and it comes with four line-breaks worth of abilities

Dorks that don't do much else other than be fat have to be really good to make the cut and while this is the required power for such things it is quite narrow and so not highly rated on those two accounts